What a great offseason it has been for the Denver Fucking Broncos (I hereby demand that we refer to them as DFB from this point on). If you don’t agree with this bullet-proof statement, then you are a hater and overall bad person.
The 2018 NFL draft was an unquestioned success for DFB. Elway really is the best at what he does. It’s amazing.
1st: Bradley Chubb (3-4 OLB or 4-3 DE, whatever). Best pick in the draft.
2nd: Courtland Sutton (WR). This lanky MFer is the 2nd best pick in the draft
3rd: Royce Freeman (RB from a dubious school). The best RB prospect in decades was the 3rd best pick in the draft.
3rd: Isaac Yiadom (CB). The BC product is the first Hasidic Jew to play in the NFL, and was the 4th best pick in this draft.
4th: Josey Jewell (LB). Shitty school, but this grinder, gym rat was the 5th best pick in the draft.
4th: DaeSean Hamilton (WR). #1 feel good story in the NFL draft that has both hands, and he’s also the 6th best pick in the draft.
I don’t feel like listing out the rest of the picks. I can sense the jealousy already building in the rest of the AFCW fans.
CK4. ‘Nuff said.