Thunderstruck

Hey dudes,

So the site is laggy and we need a new article to combat the influx of comments we’re bound to receive after Tomorrow Night (great Steel Panther song). Oh, yeah, the BoltShow begins Tomorrow Night. Yeah, I was surprised too. We’re here, maybe not all there, but let’s digress. Football is back, but definitely not great again (as we were promised).

I think all 4 teams improved on paper, how well that translates to dubs and Nelson laughs, well, that’s for the wise guys to figure out. But I’ll slap my nards on the table and go full homeslice.

LA 13-4

Denver 11-6

KC 11-6

LV 9-8

I’m probably wrong every year, so take my predictions with a fraction of a grain of anal.

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